me: *wants to live a minimalist life with little to no clutter*
also me: I’m keeping this math assignment from 5th grade I might need it later.
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guy:
i should shower soon *lies down for 5 hours*
me: *toasts a piece of bread*
me: damn and i cook too.. any man would be lucky to have me
tfw you both have low self-esteem, but are caring and supportive of each other
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me: *accidentally isolates myself from my friends and disconnects from online communities*
me: whered all my besties go
I’m the type of person who holds on to ticket stubs and photos and presses flowers but never puts them into a scrapbook I just have them scattered everywhere which brilliantly illustrates how I’m a sentimental piece of shit who can’t put their life together
Disheveled Mess 